{"title":"Sheets of San Francisco","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:eab726fd-71df-4b3c-8064-d8231c3404bd-15\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-28\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a5660df6-8bb5-43e8-8aa3-6013f908fc04\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"streaming-animation markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"704\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eMake a splash with fluid-proof sheets from Sheets of San Francisco, now available at UberKinky. Designed for messy, creative and high-energy play, these premium sheets are ideal for sploshing, watersports, massage and more, giving you total freedom without the stress of serious clean-up afterwards. Lightweight, breathable and impressively durable, they feel smooth against the skin while offering reliable protection for your space. Crafted from high-quality materials with careful attention to detail, Sheets of San Francisco combines practical performance with sleek design, so you never have to compromise on comfort or style. Enjoy fast, discreet shipping from UberKinky and explore without limits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sheets-of-san-francisco-fitted-play-sheet-king","title":"Sheets of San Francisco FLUIDPROOF Fitted Bed Sheet | King Size","description":"Transform your bedroom or playroom into a splash zone with this gorgeous, silky-smooth, rubber-like wet sheet from Sheets of San Francisco at Clonezone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can saturate this luxurious feeling sheet in any liquid of your choice, and it will prevent any fabric, furniture, or flooring underneath from staining, dampness, or awkward clean-up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlus, its machine washable, so just throw it in the cycle after you are done.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2-ply, engineered, rubber feel, polyurethane fabric. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFitted sheet with 25cm pocket. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eKing Fitted Sheet:\u003c\/b\u003e 150 x 200 x 25cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine Washable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease note: Pillowcases are sold separately.","brand":"Sheets Of San Francisco","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52497047978312,"sku":"19022","price":179.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/3838\/5224\/files\/sheets-of-san-francisco-fluidproof-fitted-bed-sheet-king-size-8862112.jpg?v=1777120659"},{"product_id":"sheets-of-san-francisco-fitted-play-sheet-double","title":"Sheets of San Francisco Fitted FLUIDPROOF PLAY SHEET | Double","description":"This black fitted sheet means business. Designed specifically for messy sex, it’s a go-to for lovers of lube, oil, cum play, squirting, or any kind of liquid-heavy session. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe texture? Described by one customer as “rubber infused with silk” - soft, slick, and seriously inviting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from high-quality 2-ply engineered fabric, it’s fluid-proof, breathable, and resistant to oils, lubes, and bodily fluids of every kind. No seams across the top means it feels as smooth as it looks, and the snug fitted shape keeps it in place even when things get wild. Use it directly on your mattress, or layer it over bedding you’d rather not ruin - it handles both with ease.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnce the fun’s over, toss it in the washing machine at 40°C and it’s fresh for next time. Designed to fit mattresses up to 25cm deep.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKing Size: 150 x 200 x 25cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePillow cases are sold separately.","brand":"Sheets Of San Francisco","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52497048076616,"sku":"19023","price":169.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/3838\/5224\/files\/sheets-of-san-francisco-fitted-fluidproof-play-sheet-double-5782258.jpg?v=1777120656"},{"product_id":"sheets-of-san-francisco-pillowcase-standard","title":"Sheets of San Francisco FLUIDPROOF Pillowcase | Standard","description":"This black fluid-proof pillowcase is simple in design but made for seriously messy moments. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether it’s lube, spit, oil, or cum, this cover protects your pillows while keeping things slick and sexy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from soft-touch, 2-ply engineered fabric, it's breathable, durable, and fully resistant to fluids. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo unnecessary extras - just a smooth, wipe-clean surface that feels great against skin and handles everything you throw at it. Ideal for oral, face-down play, or any wet situation where your pillows need protection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEasy to remove and machine washable at 40°C, this pillowcase keeps cleanup stress-free and your setup looking sharp.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStandard Size: 70 x 45 cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eManufactured from a 2-ply, engineered, rubber feel, polyurethane fabric.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sheets Of San Francisco","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52497048174920,"sku":"19024","price":54.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/3838\/5224\/files\/sheets-of-san-francisco-fluidproof-pillowcase-standard-5948657.jpg?v=1777120655"},{"product_id":"sheets-of-san-francisco-fluidproof-fitted-sheet-king","title":"Sheets of San Francisco FLUIDPROOF Fitted Sheet | Red King","description":"This bold red fitted bed sheet doesn’t just look good - it’s made for action. One customer described the texture as “like rubber infused with silk,” and honestly, we couldn’t put it better ourselves. Crafted from a high-quality, 2-ply engineered fabric, it’s built to handle anything your bedroom throws at it - or on it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s fluid-proof, breathable, and resistant to oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. Whether you’re laying it directly over your mattress or using it on top of your usual bedding, it offers protection without compromising comfort. There’s no seam across the top surface, meaning a smoother, more luxurious feel during play or rest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnce you’re done making a mess, just pop it in the washing machine at 40°C and it’s good to go again. 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