{"product_id":"bad-dragon®-stan-the-t-rex®-dildo-signature-1","title":"Bad Dragon® Stan the T. Rex® Dildo | Signature","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description__information medium-5 columns\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown-body\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"DraftJSEditor-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"DraftJSEditor-editor\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"DraftEditor-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"DraftEditor-editorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Stan arrives in Bad Dragon's Signature colourway - a pale pearlescent red deepening into bold metallic crimson. Alternate colourways shown are for size comparison only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStan. The worldwide best-selling prehistoric powerhouse. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the legendary T. rex fossil that broke the internet and a few imaginations along the way, Stan is Bad Dragon's most iconic monster cock - towering, thick, and sculpted with the kind of attention to detail that only comes from people who genuinely love this stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExaggerated veining. Primal ridges. A deep, insistent curve that knows exactly where your hot spots are and has absolutely no intention of missing them. That blunt, dominating head pushes deep anally or vaginally, and once Stan is buried inside you, every movement sends a rumble through your whole body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for monster play, fantasy breeding, size worship, and anyone who has ever wanted to live out a primal, oviposition-adjacent fever dream from the comfort of their own bedroom. Or dungeon. Or cave. No judgement here. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a Bad Dragon suction cup and mount him to your shower wall, bedroom mirror, or any smooth surface. Feel the chase. Get wrecked by a beast from another era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the size guide below. And be honest with yourself about which size you're ready for. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirmness: Medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"sizing-chart\"\u003e\n\u003cthead class=\"sizing-chart__table-head\"\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eMini\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eExtra Large\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eCircumference of Head (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e13.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eCircumference of Shaft (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e12.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e15.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDiameter of Head (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e4.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDiameter of Shaft (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eTotal Length (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e5.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e7.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eUsable Length (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e4.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e8.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bad Dragon®","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":53063283507528,"sku":"UK2055 - 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