{"product_id":"bad-dragon-vector-the-cyber-unicorn-signature","title":"Bad Dragon® Vector® the Cyber-Unicorn Dildo | Signature","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"371\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e03e2d;\"\u003ePlease note: Vector arrives in Bad Dragon's Signature colourway: a vibrant turquose neon that graduates into a deep metallic black. The alternate colourways shown next to the can are for size comparison purposes only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e03e2d;\"\u003eWe are super-excited to invite the orgasmic Vector Dildo from Bad Dragon, to the UberKinky family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eAre you ready for some NEON NIGHTS from Bad Dragon and UberKinky?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eWinner of the 2022 AltPorn Award for Best Novelty Toy, Vector® is a sleek, futuristic dildo designed for lovers of all things cyber-enhanced, textured, and filthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eThis fantasy dildo boasts bold girth, sci-fi-inspired detailing, and a shaft that feels straight out of a neon-lit wet dream. Vector® brings serious tech kink to the bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"872\"\u003ePerfect for beginners and seasoned fantasy players alike, Vector® offers a smooth glide with just enough texture to make you clench. Whether you're chasing alien stimulation or machine-dominated roleplay, this toy delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eAvailable in a wide range of colourways and finishes, you can fully customise your futuristic fantasy and make Vector® your own. He’s here to escort you straight into a Neon Night you won’t forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck the measurements below to make sure you choose the right-sized toy for your desires!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e03e2d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirmness: \u003c\/strong\u003eMedium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable class=\"sizing-chart\"\u003e\n\u003cthead class=\"sizing-chart__table-head\"\u003e\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eMini\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003eExtra 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class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e6.38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eCircumference of Shaft (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e4.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e5.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e10.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDiameter of Head (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.08\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDiameter of Medial Ring (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.06\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eDiameter of Shaft (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e1.93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e2.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e3.41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"sizing-chart__row\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"sizing-chart__cell\"\u003eTotal Length (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e8.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" aria-current=\"false\"\u003e10.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"sizing-chart__cell\" 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Some irregularities may include, but are not limited to: tapering, textures, curves, bumps, knots, densities, and other points of nonuniformity.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Dragon®","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":52533592949064,"sku":"UK2051 - 1","price":119.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"MED","offer_id":52533592981832,"sku":"UK2051 - 2","price":149.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":52533593014600,"sku":"UK2051 - 3","price":189.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52533593047368,"sku":"UK2051 - 4","price":249.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/3838\/5224\/files\/bad-dragon-vector-the-cyber-unicorn-dildo-signature-9117778.jpg?v=1774365762","url":"https:\/\/uberkinky.com\/products\/bad-dragon-vector-the-cyber-unicorn-signature","provider":"UberKinky","version":"1.0","type":"link"}