{"product_id":"la-pump-wide-body-cylinder-wide-body-size-options","title":"LA PUMP Wide Body Cylinder Wide Body | Size Options","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLA Pump's Elliptical Penis Cylinder is the \u003cem\u003eoriginal \u003c\/em\u003ewide body pumping cylinder - and still the one serious pumpers keep coming back to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHand-crafted, diamond-cut and flame-polished in the USA, the oval shape is designed to follow the natural contour of the penis rather than forcing it into a round tube, making for a more comfortable fit and, according to consistent user feedback, noticeably faster girth expansion than a standard cylinder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe elliptical design works by promoting swifter horizontal traction on the tissue during your session. LA Pump are upfront that this is based on customer experience rather than clinical data - but it's a distinction that's earned this cylinder a loyal following in the pumping community over many years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf you're deciding between round and elliptical, both deliver solid results when sized correctly - but if girth is your primary goal, the elliptical is worth the upgrade. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs with all LA Pump cylinders, this product is non-returnable for hygiene reasons, so getting your size right first time matters.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTrim pubic hair before use and apply a small amount of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberkinky.com\/collections\/waterbased-lube\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewater-based lubricant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to the base for a better seal and easier removal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LA PUMP","offers":[{"title":"1.75\" x 9\"","offer_id":53130641998152,"sku":"335451","price":99.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2\" x 9\"","offer_id":53130642030920,"sku":"335452","price":99.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/3838\/5224\/files\/335451-2.jpg?v=1779204766","url":"https:\/\/uberkinky.com\/products\/la-pump-wide-body-cylinder-wide-body-size-options","provider":"UberKinky","version":"1.0","type":"link"}