Bad Dragon® Stan the T. Rex® Dildo | Signature

Please note: Stan arrives in Bad Dragon's signature colourway, a pale pearlescent red that deepens into a bold metallic crimson. The alternate colourways shown next to the can are for size comparison purposes only.

Stan is more than a dildo - he is the worldwide best-selling prehistoric powerhouse.

Inspired by the legendary T. rex fossil that broke the internet (and a few imaginations on Reddit), this monster cock is built for the bold and sexually hungry. Stan is towering, thick, and sculpted to utter perfection by Bad Dragon and we are so happy to welcome him to UberKinky. 

Stan delivers that dino dong fantasy you’ve been secretly (or not?) craving.

With exaggerated veining, primal ridges, and a deep, insistent curve, the luxuriously shaped Stan isn’t here to play nice.

His blunt, dominating head knows exactly where to go, anally or vaginally, and once he’s buried deep inside you, there’s no escape. Every thrust feels like a rapturous rumble through your whole body, with his girthy size and curved shape that's been designed to massage your internal hot-spots into orgasmic bliss. 

Crafted by the people who LOVE this kind of toy, for lovers of monster play, fantasy breeding, and oviposition-adjacent chaos, Stan is perfect for living a fantasy at home (or in the dungeon/cave).

Add a Bad Dragon suction cup to feel the chase. Mount him to your shower wall, bedroom mirror, or any smooth surface - and get ready to be wrecked by a beast from another era.

Check the measurements below to make sure you choose the right-sized toy for your desires!

Firmness: Medium

Due to the handmade nature of Bad Dragon products, the listed measurements may vary. Some irregularities may include, but are not limited to: tapering, textures, curves, bumps, knots, densities, and other points of nonuniformity.