Bad Dragon® Valentino the King of Hearts™ Dildo | Natural
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Please note: Valentino arrives in Bad Dragon's Natural colourway: a vibrant neon pink that turns into a deep, rich, metallic copper. The alternate colourways shown next to the can are for size comparison purposes only.
Now you can enjoy the love of Valentine's... all year round thanks to Bad Dragon at UberKinky.
This thick, cuddly King of Hearts™ from Bad Dragon® is here to spread the love and stretch you just right.
Valentino is an anthro fantasy dildo with a tapered anatomical head for smooth entry, a shaft lined with raised heart textures, and a base that shows he's all about pleasure with personality.
From the cute conversation-heart lockets on each size to the girthy, textured ride he delivers, Valentino is pure bear-loving bliss that'll grind all for internal hot-spots into orgasmic bliss. Valentino can be used vaginally and anally/
Whether you’re playing solo or inviting him into a threesome or group fun, Valentino the snuggly stud is here to serve.
If you’ve been craving an affectionate fantasy toy with size, sensation, and a dash of personality, then it’s time to wrap yourself in a very special bear hug.
Check the measurements below to make sure you choose the right-sized toy for your desires!
Firmness: Medium
| Dimensions | Mini | Small | Medium | Large | Extra Large |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Circumference of Base (inches) | 8.3 | 10.65 | 12.7 | 16 | 19.4 |
| Circumference of Head (inches) | 4.5 | 5.7 | 7.2 | 9.25 | 10.75 |
| Circumference of Shaft (inches) | 5.2 | 6 | 8 | 10.15 | 12.15 |
| Diameter of Base (inches) | 2.5 | 3.25 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 6 |
| Diameter of Head (inches) | 1.7 | 2.15 | 2.55 | 3.25 | 3.9 |
| Diameter of Shaft (inches) | 1.7 | 2.15 | 2.55 | 3.25 | 3.9 |
| Total Length (inches) | 5.1 | 6.5 | 7.8 | 9.9 | 11.7 |
| Usable Length (inches) | 3.9 | 5.9 | 6.15 | 7.55 | 9 |
Due to the handmade nature of Bad Dragon products, listed measurements may vary. Some irregularities may include, but are not limited to: tapering, textures, curves, bumps, knots, densities, and other points of nonuniformity.
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.
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