Bad Dragon® Crackers the Cockatrice® | Natural
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Meet Crackers. Half dragon, half rooster, entirely unforgettable.
The multi-ridged crown tip teases on entry, its stacked peaks delivering a satisfying pop as you work it in - or use it externally to trace your most sensitive spots.
The shaft swells into a bold, curved arc before tapering back, giving you that full, stretched feeling while the natural curve finds your G-spot or P-spot with very little effort. Reptilian scale texture runs the full length, so every thrust registers.
The deeply sculpted base - ridged plates and spines - doubles as a grinding surface for external stimulation against your clit, perineum, or inner thighs. Broad enough for a suction cup for hands-free riding, and harness-compatible for strap-on use.
The tapered waist also lets Crackers sit snugly in place if you fancy a hands-free moment mid-session.
Hand-poured in Bad Dragon's platinum-cure, body-safe silicone. Available in multiple sizes and firmnesses, with an optional cumtube for those who want the full fantasy experience.
Non-porous, phthalate-free, latex-free, and boilable. Minor variations in texture and dimension are part of every hand-poured piece.
Dimensions Mini Small Medium Large Extra Large
Circumference of Base (inches) 10.2 12.9 15.75 19.75 25.9
Circumference of Head (inches) 4.9 6.2 7.5 9.25 12
Circumference of Shaft (inches) 5.4 6.9 8.25 10.4 13.7
Diameter of Base (inches) 3.65 4.65 5.65 7.05 9.4
Diameter of Head (inches) 1.5 2 2.4 3 3.8
Diameter of Shaft (inches) 1.7 2.2 2.65 3.4 4.4
Total Length (inches) 5.7 7.2 9 11 14.15
Usable Length (inches) 4.4 5.5 7 8.5 10.9
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.