Bad Dragon Dalls the Longhorn - Signature
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Saddle up, pardner! Meet Dallas the Longhorn™, your rugged rodeo dream!
He's rockin' a proudly crowned head that's ready to take charge, followed by a silky-smooth shaft packing a teasing medial ring and just the right amount of juicy veins for that extra grip and thrill. Things get real western at the base: a thick, sturdy foundation sporting that wild, textured "hair" look, plus a cheeky peek of his chaps sneaking out like he's always half-dressed and ready for trouble.
Whether you're itching to ride the open range till the sun sets or straight-up bust that bronco and make him beg for mercy, Dallas is built to handle every wild adventure you throw his way.
Giddyup, your next conquest is waiting!
Due to the handmade nature of our products, listed measurements may vary. Some irregularities may include, but are not limited to: tapering, textures, curves, bumps, knots, densities, and other points of nonuniformity.
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.