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Bad Dragon® Diego the Direwolf Dildo | Natural
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
All the girth. None of the intimidation.
Diego is Bad Dragon's answer for players who want that full, stretched sensation without diving headfirst into monster territory.
Smooth, subtly textured shaft, sculpted easy-grip base, and a design that keeps you in complete control while filling you up exactly as much as you want.
Available across a full size range, Diego works whether you're chasing serious thickness or just starting to explore what girth can actually feel like. Body-safe, beautifully detailed, and the kind of toy that quietly becomes a permanent fixture in your rotation.
Check the size guide below before you order.
Firmness: Medium
Due to the handmade nature of Bad Dragon products, listed measurements may vary. Some irregularities may include, but are not limited to: tapering, textures, curves, bumps, knots, densities, and other points of nonuniformity.
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| Dimensions | Small | Medium | Large | Extra Large |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Circumference of Head (inches) | 4.75 | 6 | 7.75 | 9.25 |
| Circumference of Knot (inches) | 6.25 | 7.8 | 8.8 | 11.2 |
| Circumference of Shaft (inches) | 4.75 | 6 | 6.75 | 8.5 |
| Diameter of Head (inches) | 1.5 | 2 | 2.2 | 2.8 |
| Diameter of Knot (inches) | 2 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 3.5 |
| Diameter of Shaft (inches) | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.1 | 2.6 |
| Total Length (inches) | 7 | 8.75 | 9.65 | 12.5 |
| Usable Length (inches) | 5.75 | 7.25 | 8 | 10.25 |
Delivery
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £5.99 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery - DPD or Royal Mail
Order before 11am Monday to Thursday (excluding bank holidays)
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £9.99
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £35* (All duties paid)
*For heavier items or very long-distance shipping, extra charges may apply for postage
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 11am Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.
