BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench
BRUTUS Fuck Bench

BRUTUS Fuck Bench

£469.99
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Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.

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SKU: FB62244
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Description

The BRUTUS Fuck Bench is serious sexual equipment, purpose-built for those who take their scenes seriously.

Designed for everything from oral and anal to heavier, kinkier sessions, the bench adapts to your desires and your partners.

The fully adjustable central saddle can be raised or lowered, set parallel to the lower benches, or angled up or down to open access exactly where you want it. 

Two adjustable steel rods beneath the saddle give precise control of height and angle - lock the front and back wing nuts into the preset indents, tighten them securely, and the bench stays exactly where you put it.

Once positioned, climb aboard, grab the handlebars, and let the bench do the work.

Built from heavy-duty steel with a 150kg weight limit, the BRUTUS Fuck Bench is exceptionally sturdy.

Anti-slip feet prevent sliding or tipping even during the roughest sessions, and all contact points are generously padded for comfort during extended play.

Solid, adjustable, and unapologetically kinky.

Specifications

  • Maximum weight limit: 150kg
  • Height minimum: 45cm
  • Height maximum: 79cm
  • Width minimum: 57cm
  • Width maximum: 125cm
  • Length: 89cm

Features

  • Fully adjustable saddle for precise positioning
  • Heavy-duty steel construction rated to 150kg
  • Non-slip stabilising feet
  • Padded contact points for comfort during extended sessions
  • Versatile design suitable for a wide range of play styles

 

Important Safety Information

For adult use only. Always check all fittings, wing nuts, and connections are securely tightened before use. Do not exceed the 150kg weight limit. Place on a stable, level surface. Inspect for wear or damage before each session. Discontinue use immediately if any component feels unstable.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)

Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95

International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)

Same Day Dispatch

Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.

Discreet Packaging

All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.

Payment Privacy

Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.

Returns

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.

Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.

Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.