Friendly Toys Bloomer - Purple
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Bloomer™ is one of the most distinctive designs in the Friendly Toys lineup. Developed through extensive refinement and careful engineering, its unique geometry creates an experience that's difficult to describe and impossible to mistake.
Unlike Anything Else
Bloomer wasn't inspired by existing designs. Its distinctive geometry was developed from the ground up to create a profile that is instantly recognizable and completely unique.
Built for Sensation
Have you ever been massaged from the inside? Bloomer provides an experience like none other. More than visually stunning, Bloomer is ASMR for your hole. Listen to the noise it makes while the ridges hit all the right spots.
Why The Numbers Matter
The number in each Bloomer name represents its maximum diameter. For example, Bloomer 28 reaches 2.8 inches in diameter while Bloomer 40 reaches 4.0 inches, making it easy to compare sizes and choose the right fit.
Handcrafted in Canada
Every Bloomer is handcrafted in small batches using premium platinum-cure silicone and built to deliver the consistency, durability, and quality Friendly Toys is known for.
SIZE CHART:
28 Max Diameter 3.2" / Max Circumference 8.75" / Insertable Length 8.25"
32 Max Diameter 3.2" / Max Circumference 10" / Insertable Length 8.5"
36 Max Diameter 3.6" / Max Circumference 11.25" / Insertable Length 9"
40 Max Diameter 3" / Max Circumference 12.5" / Insertable Length 9.5"
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.