LA PUMP Wide Body Cylinder Wide Body | Size Options
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
LA Pump's Elliptical Penis Cylinder is the original wide body pumping cylinder - and still the one serious pumpers keep coming back to.
Hand-crafted, diamond-cut and flame-polished in the USA, the oval shape is designed to follow the natural contour of the penis rather than forcing it into a round tube, making for a more comfortable fit and, according to consistent user feedback, noticeably faster girth expansion than a standard cylinder.
The elliptical design works by promoting swifter horizontal traction on the tissue during your session. LA Pump are upfront that this is based on customer experience rather than clinical data - but it's a distinction that's earned this cylinder a loyal following in the pumping community over many years.
If you're deciding between round and elliptical, both deliver solid results when sized correctly - but if girth is your primary goal, the elliptical is worth the upgrade.
As with all LA Pump cylinders, this product is non-returnable for hygiene reasons, so getting your size right first time matters.
Trim pubic hair before use and apply a small amount of water-based lubricant to the base for a better seal and easier removal.
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.