Mr Hankey's CHORIZO N' EGGS Dildo: Small | 6.2 inches
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Fan of foreskin? Like a thick ass-filling-sex-toy?! You'll adore this realistic boner.
From Hankey's: "Are you hungry? Fill your holes with some mouth-watering Chorizo n' Eggs! Place your order and let our chefs whip you up a hefty uncut chorizo sausage with two perfectly cooked, hard-boiled, low-hanging eggs. This bad-boy is sure to fill the hungriest of holes, our robust sausage and eggs will leave you nice and full, just be sure to eat it all, don't leave any on your plate!"
Dimensions:
Circumference near head (rim): 6.20"
Circumference at center: 7.00"
Circumference near base: 6.75"
Overall length: 8.10"
Insertable length: 6.20"
Texture: Realistic with light skin texture
Strapon Ring Size: 2.50"
Material:
Silicone with '75% Softness'
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.