Mr Hankey's RULE 34: CAT DILDO Med: | 7.75 Inches
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Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Key Features:
Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.
Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.
Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
RULE 34: CAT DILDO - MED
Circumference near head (rim): 6"/15.24cm
Circumference near middle: 9"/22.86cm
Circumference near base: 7.75"/19.69cm
Overall length: 10.25"/26.04cm
Insertable length: 7.75"/19.69cm
Texture: muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding
Strapon Ring Size: 3"/7.62cm
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.
Custom Firmness Options:
40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.
Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.
