Mr Hankey's LANCE WOODS Dildo: OG | 9 Inches
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
If you know Lance Woods (@LanceWoodsXXX), you already know what you’re getting into- the internet’s favourite ginger with a signature 9.5-inch curve. This realistic silicone life cast dildo is molded directly from Lance himself to capture every ridge, vein, and that distinctive downward curve designed for targeted internal stimulation depending on angle and positioning.
Lance was actually a Hankey’s Toys customer before this collaboration ever happened. That trust in our materials and craftsmanship is exactly why this partnership came together organically.
Each toy is hand-poured in San Diego, California, from 100% platinum-cured silicone, a premium non-porous material known for durability and body safety. The flared base fits standard O-ring harnesses, and you can optionally add a Vac-U-Hole for suction cups or Vac-U-Lock compatibility.
Dimensions:
Circumference near head (rim): 6.5" / (16.51 cm)
Circumference near middle: 8" / (20.32 cm)
Circumference near base: 7.5" / (19.05 cm)
Insertable Length: 9" / (22.86 cm)
Overall length: 11.63" / (29.54 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 2.5" / (6.35 cm)
Texture Realistic with vein and skin detail
NOTE: Due to the natural curve in this models penis, depending on the desired firmness level, your toy may tip over and not be able to stand on its own.
Cleaning
Wash with warm water and mild soap
Toy cleaner can also be used
Storage
Store in a cool, dry location
Keep separated from other silicone products to prevent material interaction
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.