Sheets of San Francisco FLUIDPROOF Throw | Black
Discreet Shipping
Your order arrives in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents. Total privacy from checkout to delivery.
Whether you’re into oil play, lube, cum, squirting, or a cocktail of all the above, this throw protects your surfaces while keeping the action slick, soft, and stress-free.
It’s crafted from a high-end engineered fabric that’s fully fluid-proof, breathable, and smooth against skin. Use it on your bed, over the sofa, or straight on the floor - wherever you lay it, it’s ready to take everything you throw at it.
No crinkly plastic feel, no squeaky textures - just sleek, silent protection that doesn’t ruin the mood.
When the fun’s over, toss it in the washing machine at 40°C and it’s ready for round two.
2-ply, engineered, rubber feel, polyurethane fabric.
Flat sheet 213 x 240cm. Weight 0.8kg
Delivery
Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)
Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95
International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)
Same Day Dispatch
Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped in plain, discreet packaging with no indication of the contents on the outside of the parcel.
Payment Privacy
Your order will appear on your bank statement as Libertybelle UK Limited to keep your purchase private.
Returns
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
Faulty or damaged items receive a full refund. If the item is unsuitable or you change your mind, a small £2 postage deduction may apply.
Returned items must be unopened, unused, and in their original packaging in a resaleable condition.