Bad Dragon® Stan the T. Rex® Dildo | Signature

Bad Dragon® Stan the T. Rex® Dildo | Signature

~~£119.99~~From £105.00

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SKU: UK2055 - 1

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Description

Please note: Stan arrives in Bad Dragon's Signature colourway - a pale pearlescent red deepening into bold metallic crimson. Alternate colourways shown are for size comparison only.

Stan. The worldwide best-selling prehistoric powerhouse.

Inspired by the legendary T. rex fossil that broke the internet and a few imaginations along the way, Stan is Bad Dragon's most iconic monster cock - towering, thick, and sculpted with the kind of attention to detail that only comes from people who genuinely love this stuff.

Exaggerated veining. Primal ridges. A deep, insistent curve that knows exactly where your hot spots are and has absolutely no intention of missing them. That blunt, dominating head pushes deep anally or vaginally, and once Stan is buried inside you, every movement sends a rumble through your whole body.

Built for monster play, fantasy breeding, size worship, and anyone who has ever wanted to live out a primal, oviposition-adjacent fever dream from the comfort of their own bedroom. Or dungeon. Or cave. No judgement here.

Add a Bad Dragon suction cup and mount him to your shower wall, bedroom mirror, or any smooth surface. Feel the chase. Get wrecked by a beast from another era.

Check the size guide below. And be honest with yourself about which size you're ready for.

Firmness: Medium

Dimensions	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Circumference of Head (inches)	5.5	7	9	11	13.5
Circumference of Shaft (inches)	6	8	10	12.5	15.25
Diameter of Head (inches)	1.72	2.25	2.85	3.5	4.5
Diameter of Shaft (inches)	1.95	2.55	3.25	3.95	5
Total Length (inches)	5.75	7.75	9.8	12	15
Usable Length (inches)	4.5	5.5	7	8.25	12

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

Royal Mail Tracked 48
Delivery time: 2 to 5 working days
Price: £4.95 (Free on orders over £50)

Express Delivery
Order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday
Delivery time: Next working day
Price: £5.95

International Shipping (Outside UK) | All Duties Paid
Delivery time: 2 to 8 working days
Price: £30 (All duties paid)

Same Day Dispatch

Place your order before 12 noon Monday to Thursday and we will dispatch it the same day. Orders placed on Friday or over the weekend are dispatched on the next working day, usually Monday, excluding bank holidays. Even the UberKinky packing team needs time off occasionally.